Thursday, September 28, 2006
MUNNA BHAI LEAVINGS!!!!!!!!!
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.ENGLISHMAN : What is this?CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.ENGLISHMAN : What is this?CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...ENGLISHMAN : What is that?CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?MAMU : Nehin.CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?MAMU : B.A.MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
new york nagaram orangum neram..................
hey folks,
the people who thought s-o-k was bad must be mad, and i am guarantee for that.
mr.&mrs. surya shivakumar (;-] ) ,bhoomika babe, valter vadivelu mama , santhanam form the main cast of recognisable actors.
but the movie is tailor made for the 9/11 event .
it starts out how jo and her friends deceide that they will love a guy and marry him, only jo fails the meeting and gets married to her real life hubby.
and this concept shown in the movie should be experimented by couples bitten by the kabhi alvida naa kehna bug.
the concept here by reads :-
love and marry not,
marry and love you crack pot....
ok back to the story,
6 years later ,
the couple have a progeny the name "ishu", dont forget the name it's worth half the movie.
life goes good for them.
finaaly gautham is selected to go the "city which never sleeps", yes folks u got it right ,NEW YORK.
when he goes our madam by mistake finds a diary of surya , and she takes a sneek peak in it .
(i think somebody should teach her manners, but good they didnt other wise the movie is fizzed out).
so lets peep into the sneek peak episode :-
surya joins psb coll of engineering , coimbatore with gr8 difficulty , by the 2 nd yr he is the munnbhai of the college, sabko watt lagate hai yaar !
our hero sees the local mp's daughter ( bhoomika), need i say what happens next???????
ok it happens, and they get married in the register office (they should re-christened as marriage office).
then our MP father -in-law arrives takes the bride away , and getts the hero beaten up via goons.
INTERVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
surya is back home and jo starts avoiding him, and finally surya gives the diary entires of
his ny trip in the form of brilliance of a.r rehman , yeah people u got it right , it's NEW YORK NAGARAM.
then jo gets a meeting with bhumika and gets her home and allows them to spend a day and bhumika is happy gautham is happy with kundhavi and leaves them and dissapears.
NO WONDER ASIN DECLINED THAT ROLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all folks.
hope you enjoyed it.
the people who thought s-o-k was bad must be mad, and i am guarantee for that.
mr.&mrs. surya shivakumar (;-] ) ,bhoomika babe, valter vadivelu mama , santhanam form the main cast of recognisable actors.
but the movie is tailor made for the 9/11 event .
it starts out how jo and her friends deceide that they will love a guy and marry him, only jo fails the meeting and gets married to her real life hubby.
and this concept shown in the movie should be experimented by couples bitten by the kabhi alvida naa kehna bug.
the concept here by reads :-
love and marry not,
marry and love you crack pot....
ok back to the story,
6 years later ,
the couple have a progeny the name "ishu", dont forget the name it's worth half the movie.
life goes good for them.
finaaly gautham is selected to go the "city which never sleeps", yes folks u got it right ,NEW YORK.
when he goes our madam by mistake finds a diary of surya , and she takes a sneek peak in it .
(i think somebody should teach her manners, but good they didnt other wise the movie is fizzed out).
so lets peep into the sneek peak episode :-
surya joins psb coll of engineering , coimbatore with gr8 difficulty , by the 2 nd yr he is the munnbhai of the college, sabko watt lagate hai yaar !
our hero sees the local mp's daughter ( bhoomika), need i say what happens next???????
ok it happens, and they get married in the register office (they should re-christened as marriage office).
then our MP father -in-law arrives takes the bride away , and getts the hero beaten up via goons.
INTERVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
surya is back home and jo starts avoiding him, and finally surya gives the diary entires of
his ny trip in the form of brilliance of a.r rehman , yeah people u got it right , it's NEW YORK NAGARAM.
then jo gets a meeting with bhumika and gets her home and allows them to spend a day and bhumika is happy gautham is happy with kundhavi and leaves them and dissapears.
NO WONDER ASIN DECLINED THAT ROLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all folks.
hope you enjoyed it.
Monday, September 25, 2006
lage raho munna bhai review
2 and a 1/2 hours of sheer entertainment, i guaarantee.
folks, gandhigiri is the talk of the town and you know why???
because of our beloved munnabhai.
lage raho mamu.....
apun ko watt lag vaich yaar!
gooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooorning mumbai !
a line which has been punching our heart our mamu yaar.
thanks to world space, there's jahnavi babhi.
our mamu....... ka ciruit is the pivot.
rest u see the movie and mail to me
folks, gandhigiri is the talk of the town and you know why???
because of our beloved munnabhai.
lage raho mamu.....
apun ko watt lag vaich yaar!
gooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooorning mumbai !
a line which has been punching our heart our mamu yaar.
thanks to world space, there's jahnavi babhi.
our mamu....... ka ciruit is the pivot.
rest u see the movie and mail to me
Sunday, September 24, 2006
trains till i die
man i was pondering , after twenty years ,would i have acheived my ambition to be a top notch railway executive?
would i be seeing trains by my window everyday?
would i get a nikon with a carl zeiss lense to shoot clips?
will my friends be there?
all i want to is spend time on trains travel,watch all bond movies, be a bond freak and quiz till i die.
i found few good friends who gave me admission into the railway mentals's hospital , love to brainstrom with them .
i am lazy to do more, will do laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
would i be seeing trains by my window everyday?
would i get a nikon with a carl zeiss lense to shoot clips?
will my friends be there?
all i want to is spend time on trains travel,watch all bond movies, be a bond freak and quiz till i die.
i found few good friends who gave me admission into the railway mentals's hospital , love to brainstrom with them .
i am lazy to do more, will do laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
