Thursday, September 28, 2006
MUNNA BHAI LEAVINGS!!!!!!!!!
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.ENGLISHMAN : What is this?CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.ENGLISHMAN : What is this?CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...ENGLISHMAN : What is that?CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?MAMU : Nehin.CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?MAMU : B.A.MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
