BLACK OUT

my dear friends , you must be wondering why i havent been blogging at all, i simply tell you this that i had no reason to blog at all, all bloggers want to do it coz of the simple fact that they want to share something with the world, something they think is wonderful and worth sharing.

on the same principles i never has anything to put up in my blog, but now i am back. i have whole lots of things to talk about primarily concentrating on movies and music. in fact i am planning to publish my memoirs , yes my memoirs ! here. i am want the whole world to know about a heck a lot things, looootsssssssssssssssssssssssss

so without further ado i will quit this article and come with something great....

HAPPY DAYS

MVL's ratings - 4.5/5

Cast: Sandesh, Nikhil, Vamsi Krishna, Raahul, Tamanna, Gayatri Rao, Sonia, Monali Chowdary and Kamalinee
Mukherjee (in a guest role)


Camera: Vijay C Kumar
Music: Mickey J Meyer
Art: Kishore Chowksi
Editing: Marthand K Vankatesh
Story - screenplay - dialogues - direction- Production : Sekhar Kammula


Chandu (Sandesh), Rajesh (Nikhil), Shankar (Vamsi Krishna), Tyson (Raahul), Madhu (Tamanna), Appu (Gayatri Rao) and Sangeeta (Monali Chowdary) are a bunch of freshers in a college. They all together make a fine gang. Chandu - Madhu, Rajesh - Appu Shankar - Sangeeta soon build up their relation and become pairs. Tyson - a nerd with a heart of gold - ends up falling in love with a senior Sravanthi (Sonia). The rest of the story is how they spend their four years of their education in the campus and express love for their respective dear ones.


This film boasts of perfect casting. You see characters, not the actors. All the new comers performed in an extremely natural way. And by the time movie ends, we end up understanding the characteristics and traits of each and every one. As per the footage and likeability of the character is concerned Varun Sandesh takes the top ranking. He is extremely lovable and his striking resemblance to hero Siddhardh is an added advantage. He understood the character very well. The next is Raahul. Lots of credit should be given to Sekhar Kammula for penning such a beautiful character and Raahul suited it to the tee. Nikhil is pretty good as the tapori. He got considerable importance towards the latter half of the second half. Vamsi Krishna is a pretty good actor, but did not get enough scope to perform. The two guys who had donned the role of seniors are good.

Tamana is the main heroine of the film. She is very good and she oozed natural expressions in all her scenes. Gayatri Rao is also very natural and likable. However, it is Sonia who steals the show with her extremely natural and at times subtle expressions. Monali Chowdary is good as the bad girl. Kamalinee Mukherjee did the role of an extremely glamorous lecturer and she dubbed her own voice. She is cool.


Techinal Side:-

Story - screenplay - direction: There is not much of a story in this film. It is about the love of four couples spread over four years. What makes the big difference to this simple and plain story is director's ability to create interest throughout the film with neat screenplay. He brought out tremendous emotion in the scenes of separation and reunion between the pairs.

The following scenes standout:

1. The separation scene of Tyson and Sravanthi is very fascinating.
2. Rajesh’s reaction after he beats up his friend Shankar.
3. The way he ended the love thread between Tyson and Sravanthi. If Sravanthi accepted Tyson's love, then it would appear that the director is giving messages that it is ok to love your senior girls in the college.

The following dialogues are so meaningful and true:

1. Love and fear can never coexist.
2. A boy's character is judged by the kind of girls he roams with.
3. The college life may fail you to achieve great academic rewards, but it will definitely give you the ability to achieve any thing.
4. College Days are Happy Days. The days that follow college days are purposeful days.

However the following aspects of the film are unwarranted:

1. Rajesh's hair style in the beginning appears artificial. And he keeps using Telangana dialect though he is from Proddutur (Rayalaseema).
2. Tyson doing some scientific tricks. The extent of the tricks should have been limited.
3. The character of Panduranga Rao was introduced well. But there is no ending to that character.

I could not resist from bringing the comparison of the ego clash between lead pair in this film to that of Kushi film. In that film Bhumika Chawla/ Jyotika had a clash with Pawan Kalyan/Vijay because he peeked at her midriff. In this film the ego clash comes out because the guy wants to kiss the girl.

Other departments: Music of the film is excellent and the two songs in the first half (music + visuals) take you to the different level. Micky J Meyer is just superb. Other department that dominates the movie is great cinematography. Visuals are a feast to the eyes. Vijay C Kumar who followed single color pattern for Anand and Godavari came up with different color sceheme for this film so that the visuals match the vibrancy of college atmosphere. Editing by Marthand K Venkatesh deserves special mention. He made sure the scenes flow in the film is smooth.

Analysis: First half of the film is neat though some of us might feel that Sekhar Kammula kind of emotional scenes are not there. But in the second half of the film, he added good emotional episodes and made sure that you get connected with the film. The plus points of the film are direction, fresh cast, music, cinematography and editing. On the flip side, the pace of the film slackens at times. Sekhar Kammula who did female oriented films like Anand and Godavari came up with a film of different genre this time. The genre might be changed, but his honesty and film making abilities are in tact. If he sticks to his sensibilities, Sekhar Kammula can never make a bad film.


Go and watch 'Happy Days'

ok....for the few "dedicated" raders of my blog, i am sorry to say that i have been trying to keep up in pace with life , because my toughest challenge is coming nearer , "iit" humanities entrance exam.

i am desperate , i agree - desperate for getting into iit and then pursuing my ambition there after , "ias" or "ips".

but i would love to have a career in the railways ...my passion for trains will never die out , but can pass on to my progeny's...touch wood cross your fingers.


after boards numbers which will rock your ear (jus listen to them) :-

1.smiyiyae - kandukondein kandukodein
2. dippu dippu - baba
3.oh mahire - manmathan
4.saturday night fever- bee gees
5.staying alive - bee gees
6.salaam-e-ishq - salaam-e-ishq
7.dil kya kare - salaam-e-ishq

thats it for now,
until my next post,
ciao

cast- r.sarath kumar, andrea (introduction) , "mrs.jyotika surya saravannan" , milind "flop in bollywood" soman

director- gautam......gautam menon
music- harris jeyaraj
cinematography- arvind krishna , nirav shah
editor-anthony
stunts-stun shiva
choreography-brinda


mvl's ratings - 4/5


gautam... a name which everyone would like to see on big screen, this guy holds a name in many people, that's the reason why i made time to see this flick.

OK, into the story.........

venkatesh (sarath) , a med rep of alpha pharmaceuticals is happily married with kalyani(andrea) and the have a kid ,nanda( some toddler),

the kid turns out to be a level one diabetic , which worries kalyani and deceides not want to have a second child and denies him from making love to her....which pisses of venky a bit.........


next he meets "geetha" (jo) on the emu, and one more thing trains play a great role in the movie so learn to like them ,............... TRAINS ROCK.

they get close go for dinner and he rescues her from an auto which was kidnapping her and beats the goons ..........................

they plan to make out on a resort in ecr and while they going to start , MILIND "PLEASE LET ME ENTER KOLLYWOOD" SOMAN enters beats him up takes his money and numbers address and ties up sarath kumar and rapes jo.....................................

they return to their respective homes and sarath tells he fell down from the train and is injured due to that.......................

lawrence(milind) starts extracting money from venky and is blackmailed that if he doesn't give the money , jo's hubby would be notified .

the story goes and 8 lakh rupees are extorted from sarath , all his savings for his diabetic kid.............................

INTERMISSION

THANK GOD IT IS INTERMISSION.....................

Upton the interval the movie is slow paced and boring with very romantic dialogues and a role which sarath kumar isn't fit for, the audience gets bored and shouts are very clearly heard from most of the theatre.

back to the story,

after all the money is extracted , venky confesses to kalyani and kalyani leaves home which puts sarath in tension and nanda is in want of his mom.

the next day,

sarath kumar sees milind soman come to his office and hides from him and follows him to his destination on reaching a point he is "shocked" milind soman enters the call taxi which had taken him to the resort where he got robbed..................and when he gets out , along with him jo also steps out , so now the plot is clear;y defined , they are a gang whose modus operandi is what happened to sarath kumar.

meanwhile ,
kalyani returns home and venky tells her about the gang and vows to get the money back and....................................

the story picks up faster than a "shikansen" from this point.............gautam menon..........this is what the audience was waiting for ,all this while.................................

venky vows to get back all the money he has lost and asks kalyani to have faith in him , which she has.........

now venky gets an illegal gun , starts following the gang and he sees that another person has fallen into their trap, he follows them to the same damn resort where he got robbed...................................

he sneaks and before lawrence can enter the room, he hits him hard and enters the room and tells the guy everything and milind soman regains consciousness and fierce fight follows and when the guy who is trapped tries to go out the call taxi driver stabs him and in the process milind soman is badly stabbed, jo is shot, the driver is shot in the leg and stabbed and the guy who has been trapped is killed.....................................

venky takes out all the money and before he can escape the whole gang comes up and they get baten up by venky....................

the family now ditch chennai and move to hyderabad, and they are now a happy family...............................

one day when venky returns home he finds that his house is ransacked and kalyani and nanda are kidnapped , he gets a call from the gang to get all their money he took to a lane near charminar.........................

early morning next day........sarath approaches the place and is escorted by the same taxi driver into the gang's hideout .


now the gang is quite a big one and is headed by none other than jo herself and milind is dead , and she survives somehow..................

seeing jo play the villian is new and she has carried it out to perfection , the briskness of doing chandramukhi is seen............

she has the perfect gangser look and the dialogues are mean..............................

a violent fight takes place between the gang sarath kumar the whole sequence is superb.......................and jo is shot in the end and sarath kumar returns the gangs money back and warns them not to interfere with him anymore.......................................

that was the story.....................

the fight sequences by stun shiva are too cool giving sarath his typical style .......................................

the music harris jeyaraj is fantastic........................

in one song, jo shakes her booty big time , maybe she's enjoying it being the pre-final film for her...........................

the cinmatography is slick and the and a hollywood feeing is there.........

the dialogues are just like the ones seen in kaakha kaakha , but in a lesser quantity , gautam reduced the quantity of foul words and even abuses in english are used , which adds flavor to the roles of milind and sarath , even jo has a go at them................................................................

overall , this film would also run, but not to the extent of "VV" or "KK"

but, PKMC is surely a boost for sarath kumar's career and nice icing for jo's career end.................................

this film is nowhere when compared to derailed , the so called english version of the film..........it's just the same book , both films are based on......................

the film carries an "A" rating , appropriate only for the audience aboce 18 years of age.........................................................like it's going to matter eh ???????

Today is 4th February 2007 , sunday and i planned to visit my grandparents in ambattur. The first thing that hits my mind when i think about it is the level crossing where one gets to witness hi-speed rail action.I landed in the level crossing at around 11:30 and a goods train halts , around 55 bogies of coal and 2 vijaywada wag-5ha's hauling it simultaneously, the halt had coused a lot of inconvienience as the last 4-5 bogies blocked the level crossing one side , by this time i comfortably place myself in of the foot-over brdge pillars, under the shade at aroun 11:45 west coast express heading towards mangalore starts the precedings horning all the way in an erode wap-4 after 15 minutes the mumbai cst express in a arakonnam wam-4 6pe cruises elegantly with a romantic set of horns . Ok , now a "11"007"" wdm-7 comes into the station and positions it self to the goods train end and the station master etc. are out inspecting , i kindly asked the SM whats happening , he asked me why , i said i like trains and i would like to know he treats with a glance such that he seen a terrorist, silently i go away not falling in his eyes . the wdm-7 is attached to the goods train and the last 5 bogies of the freight are seperatly pulled away and clearing the level crossing and ending the distress for the passer-by's , at this stage i speak to sridhar joshi (irfca) and he tells me that he's in vizag....................................there goes my mobile out for a six already it comes to around 550rs/month.
ok i start getting tensed , lalbagh express hasnt yet crossed and then i see the signal change and in less that two minutes and erode wap-4 whizzes past me around ten minutes late "it is"......... (G.P. style). and then in 15-20 minutes trivandrum weekly super-fast horns asking people to clear the way for it as it was running behind schedule ,the loco - wam- 4 6pe. freight traffic was frequent and they were hauled by erode wag-7's
i take a lunch break................................................ 12:30
i returned at 2:00 p.m. sharp, angry that i had missed the coimbatore intercity towatrds central (actually i hadnt'). At 2:20 p.m. i see a yellow green livery EMU cab approaching at fast pace towards me, that is the Tirupathy express in such hurry , dust was all over the place. Then i notice that the signal towards madras is green and a wap-4 i seen, erode shed and i think , a late coimbatore intercity express dashing towards central, the horn was so harsh , maybe due to its delay , marvellous speed must above 80. at this point i sit under the foot-over bridge waiting for the hubli express to grace the occasion of my rail-fanning and it was done splendidly a WDG 3a ,krishnarajapuram , cool blue livery and a romantic horn....i fell head over heels with it.........i stand less than two metres away from the speeding train and i get blowm back and after it crosses i could notice that my hair has been spiked and refused to settle........i would call it the UBL (HUBLI) EFFECT. Shortly a barbie doll wam-4 shows up pulling the bangalore express and at this point i was speaking to ashwant (irfca member and one sided lover of the wam-4) and man he was in good spirits after listening to its charming horn. at 2:45 pm i retire for a tea break.
At 5 p.m. i had come back for the last session of my rail fanning for the day and i saw that the goods train which stationed itself there in the morning had been put into one piece and causing stress and hatred towards trains i heard curses like "darudala train vandiga" (stupid trains)," sanninyan trainga "(some abusive word)," giraki station master" (the station is ...........), etc. etc. etc. , the other problem was that people had to go across the bogies even to buy tickets. the wag pilot should have stationed it little further , i could see old people , physicaly challenged people finding it so though .
The boy scouts were there handling leaflets about the dangers on croosing the tracks and stressing to use the foot over bridge . Apart from that they were helping people cross , giving directions . ( even i gave directions )
by this time two freight carriers passed towards arakonnam and 4 wag-7's were used two from erode and two Ajni locos, sturdy horns ..........................
the garudadri express crossed with a wam-4 arakonnam , man wam-4's................i wanted to see more of wap-4's , just not my day .
the chennai egmore kacheguda express whistles its way past ambattur and i expected a wdm-3 from guntakal or erode or trichy......................................................................ugh................... .......................no prizes for the loco it was pulled with , the boring wam- 4 6pe arakonnam ,sorry ashwanth i got sick and tired of seeing that locomotive same damn livery , excluding the barbie doll and sapthagiri ones , man a wap-4 still didnt cross..........................
i sit back and wait for the bangalore bound shatabdi ,while talking to Mr."koochukchuk" Krishnan, and i see this little kid (must be 3-5yrs) fascinated by the freight which was parked there with coal , he was excited on seeing the "stones" inside the bogies and they walk away as his mom explains it is coal................................and finally 5:45 i feel something...............something thundering approaching in my way , the bangalore shatabdi and damn it why in the world i should see it hauled by a wam-4 arakonnam again (barbie doll livery), since it had only 7 coaches the speed was astounding i positioned my self two metres (lesser actually) away from the track and mr.krishnan was hearing the train pass as it thundered past me in such speed i was blown back , superb .... simply superb.
that signalled the end of the day for rail fanning for me and i left satisfied after getting "shatabdied".

few things i noticed,


the 11007 loco had the tondiarpet shed logo in front and the guys in the railways had forgotten to take the ernakulam written on the side of it, an engine with two sheds.

the kacheguda express had two extra a/c compartments and a v.i.p. saloon.

"Casino Royale" has become the highest earner of any James Bond movie.

Its box office collection exceeded the $300-million mark in overseas ticket sales, becoming the fourth film of the year to surpass that limit.

Starring Daniel Craig, the film earned an additional $14.5 million over the weekend, bringing its total foreign gross to $304.4 million and thereby joining "Pirates Of The Carribean : Dead Man's Chest", "The Da Vinci Code" and "Ice Age: The Meltdown" as members of the $300-million club.

With its North American gross of about $144 million, "Casino Royale" can claim a worldwide total of $448 million, making it the highest earner of any Bond movie.

CAST:-
DANIEL CRAIG, EVA GREEN, MADS MIKKELSON, CATERINA MURNO, JUDI DENCH ..........................ASTON MARTIN DBS, SONY W790, WAIO LAPTOP.

TIME -144 MINS

RATINGS - 4 STAR

Despite all the hype about the "rebooting" of the James Bond franchise, the changes aren't so radical. Rather, they are subtle and smart tweaks meant to prolong American moviedom's most popular series of films. Everyone's favorite British agent is still good for a punch, a shag, and a quip.
He still rides in on an action stinger (this time, Bond's first kill—in grainy black and white) followed by a splashy animated title sequence scored to an orchestral pop hit-in-the-making (Chris Cornell's "You Know My Name"). The villain still grabs our attention through freakish gimmickry (asthma, milky eye, and bloody weeping), the products are still conspicuously placed, and the style can still be plenty corny when the filmmakers put their minds to it. Just ask the buxom, bikini-clad babe, astride a white horse, galloping (and bouncing) down a beach.
But this Bond—who has only just won his license to kill—betrays frayed edges and self-doubt. As agent 007, Daniel Craig (Infamous) is an alert and confident presence, crisp in his movement and wearing a smug smile as his mask. He wages an ego war with his superior M (Judi Dench), though he acknowledges—shall we say playfully?—that "double-ohs have a very short life expectancy."
With that knowledge, Bond is prepared to live fast, die young, and, if need be, leave a good-looking corpse. Working from Ian Fleming's initial Bond novel, screenwriters Neal Purvis & Robert Wade (Die Another Day, The World Is Not Enough) and Paul Haggis (Crash) best earn their keep in the anti-romantic flirtation between Bond and Vesper Lynd (Eva Green). Lynd, a casually sultry accountant, has Bond's number as much as he has hers, sizing up the hurt that left him "maladjusted" and brought on his "reckless" fatalism.
Lynd's fiscal and psychological accountancy is needed to keep an eye on Bond as he plays a high-stakes game of poker against power-player and international criminal Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen); should Bond lose, the government's dollars will go straight into terrorism.
The story revolves around this poker match, held at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, but makes room for action sequences of various shapes and sizes. Director Martin Campbell (Goldeneye) peaks early with a rough-and-tumble, parkour-styled chase/fight (waged against parkour co-creator Sebastien Foucan) that includes grappling seven stories above a construction site; subsequent sequences include a race against time on a Miami-Dade runway, and the trailing of a suspect through a BODY WORLDS exhibit. The mortally exposed sinews of these specimens make an appropriate counterpoint to Craig's body-conscious but still-raw spy.
The hundreds of millions of dollars at stake ironically reflect what's riding on Craig, and requisite allusions to the franchise's storied history (a 1964 Aston-Martin is on hand) help to hedge the bet of a more restrained Bond. Wisely, the producers stage a kind of global disarmament, backing down a bit from the outsized stunt extravaganzas that have led the series to compete with itself; Casino Royale gives the reborn franchise a second chance to grow up.
The strong cast—also including Giancarlo Giannini, Simon Abkarian, and Jeffrey Wright as a key character in the Bond canon—establish that, like the world, a pretty face is not enough. The 21st-century Bond films won't just "play"—they'll play for keeps, meaning a torture scene won't have quite the safety of distance that Bond has often had, as his smirk became his soul. When this Bond gets battered, he feels it.
Surprisingly, Purvis, Wade, and Haggis stick quite close to the original plans in reconstructing the skeleton of Fleming's architecture, and indeed the erection and crumbling of facades provide a visual equivalent of Bond's own self-creation and psychic devastation. The latter ruins him as a man, but actualizes the spy. A hungry audience cheers on this tragedy; when the emotionally deadened spy takes ownership of his new self, introducing himself as "Bond, James Bond," we know before the final credits roll that "James Bond will return," and not fast enough.

'Chor Police' theme has always enthralled a cinegoer. And if it is presented in style, then sky is the limit for a film to be popular.'Dhoom' was the film that began it all. And since then hi-fi action films combined with great music, stylish visuals and funky sound designs have resulted in true blue masala entertainers. Hence it doesn't come as a surprise when second in the series,'Dhoom 2' [directed again by Sanjay Gadhvi], arrives with an additional punch and has all this while been touted as the MOST AWAITED film of 2006.ACP Jai Dixit [Abhishek Bachchan] is not a man who rests. Especially when it comes to keeping the crime at bay.


Based out ofMumbai, he has only one mission in life - kill crime rather than criminals. And in this endeavor of this, he is supported by Ali[Udya Chopra].Ali? Yes, you read it right!The same young man who was a thorn in his flesh till just a few years ago, he is now a part and parcel of his life as he has graduated from being a garage owner to a cop. How? Well his dare devilry and wise moves were major contributors in the last case solved by Jai. Though Ali is still a little goofy and a lot more funny, he knows when to make his best moves - well, when it comes to women! Ever flirtatious and looking for that one girl who could make his 'mummy' be happy; he is full of life and keep it simple. And yes, his love for his yellow bike still hasn't diminished.


Joining the two is a sexy, smart, beautiful, energetic, dare devil, hardworking and intelligent female. All such traits rolled into one? Well, yes that's the reality of ShonaliBose, who was once a college mate of Jai and is now his colleague. A no-nonsense ACP who believes in eradicating criminals with a belief that this would itself help erase crimes, she may have a difference of opinion and working style with Jai, but together they are a force! With specialization in sharp shooting, she is a part of a team that is en route to solve the biggest ever case of their lives!

So what is it that leads Jai, Ali and Shonali to a common mission?A BIGGEST ever heist that has never been witnessed in the crime world!!





Place: Namib desert [Namibia]

Scenario: A barren land that was intersected only by a solitary railway lineSituation: A train carrying a royal family which possesses a centuries old Royal CrownAnd what happens next?


From the sky, an incident happens in a flash and the Crown is gone!

And there is no one who knows how it happened and who did it!


He was Aryan a.k.a. Mr. A [Hrithik Roshan], who was the mastermind behind the execution of entire plan. And not just this, but the biggest of international heists. Familiar with all the hi-tech gadgets and gifted with a sharp brain, great physique, good looks and a confidence that made him believe that he could pull off anything and everything that was challenging. Lover of great food, wine and clothes, he was not a petty thief; in fact his strength lied in the fact that he was unknown to all, he didn't trust anyone and as Jai himself admitted - HE WAS THE PERFECT THIEF!


Also, he loved working alone, until a stunning beauty came in his life - Sunehri[Aishwarya Rai].

Sunehri was a Mumbai girl with big dreams. A petty thief by profession, she wanted to live her life in style, have fun, take risks and enjoy the feeling of power and strength. All these desires got her in touch with someone who could help her gain all what she wanted - Mr. A!


Come, enjoy the ride as you witness some dare devil action, hi-tech heists, heart stopping chases and stunts stirred with some great laughs and fun.


Aao, phir machaye 'DHOOM'

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.ENGLISHMAN : What is this?CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.ENGLISHMAN : What is this?CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...ENGLISHMAN : What is that?CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?MAMU : Nehin.CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?MAMU : B.A.MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

hey folks,

the people who thought s-o-k was bad must be mad, and i am guarantee for that.

mr.&mrs. surya shivakumar (;-] ) ,bhoomika babe, valter vadivelu mama , santhanam form the main cast of recognisable actors.

but the movie is tailor made for the 9/11 event .

it starts out how jo and her friends deceide that they will love a guy and marry him, only jo fails the meeting and gets married to her real life hubby.

and this concept shown in the movie should be experimented by couples bitten by the kabhi alvida naa kehna bug.

the concept here by reads :-

love and marry not,
marry and love you crack pot....

ok back to the story,


6 years later ,

the couple have a progeny the name "ishu", dont forget the name it's worth half the movie.

life goes good for them.

finaaly gautham is selected to go the "city which never sleeps", yes folks u got it right ,NEW YORK.

when he goes our madam by mistake finds a diary of surya , and she takes a sneek peak in it .

(i think somebody should teach her manners, but good they didnt other wise the movie is fizzed out).

so lets peep into the sneek peak episode :-


surya joins psb coll of engineering , coimbatore with gr8 difficulty , by the 2 nd yr he is the munnbhai of the college, sabko watt lagate hai yaar !

our hero sees the local mp's daughter ( bhoomika), need i say what happens next???????


ok it happens, and they get married in the register office (they should re-christened as marriage office).

then our MP father -in-law arrives takes the bride away , and getts the hero beaten up via goons.


INTERVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.



surya is back home and jo starts avoiding him, and finally surya gives the diary entires of

his ny trip in the form of brilliance of a.r rehman , yeah people u got it right , it's NEW YORK NAGARAM.

then jo gets a meeting with bhumika and gets her home and allows them to spend a day and bhumika is happy gautham is happy with kundhavi and leaves them and dissapears.


NO WONDER ASIN DECLINED THAT ROLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats all folks.

hope you enjoyed it.

2 and a 1/2 hours of sheer entertainment, i guaarantee.

folks, gandhigiri is the talk of the town and you know why???


because of our beloved munnabhai.

lage raho mamu.....

apun ko watt lag vaich yaar!

gooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooorning mumbai !

a line which has been punching our heart our mamu yaar.

thanks to world space, there's jahnavi babhi.


our mamu....... ka ciruit is the pivot.

rest u see the movie and mail to me

man i was pondering , after twenty years ,would i have acheived my ambition to be a top notch railway executive?

would i be seeing trains by my window everyday?

would i get a nikon with a carl zeiss lense to shoot clips?

will my friends be there?

all i want to is spend time on trains travel,watch all bond movies, be a bond freak and quiz till i die.


i found few good friends who gave me admission into the railway mentals's hospital , love to brainstrom with them .

i am lazy to do more, will do laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

hey people out reading my blog , i am sure you are going to enjoy this .

the one on the business battle 2006 -07

the business battle , ie. - psbb's business culturals, only for commerce students.

held on 2nd and 3rd august at german hall.

man we worked like helll fer making it a big success and heck it was rocking.

our class 12c, worked day in and out, especially swapnika, the commerce secretary, pavitra who helped her etc.

neha designed the trophies and certificates, akshay golecha with the computer work.

there were abt 10 events like quiz (my department :->),interview,big fight, ad-zap,collage,bulls and bears,trans - pro.

on the second, most of the events had their prelims.

around 20 schools turned up for this event.

chinmaya vidyalya taylors road had bagged the overall ,while vidyamandir came second.

each and everyone who put his/her sincere efforts had atlast found succes in thier events, as it was the way their evenrs turned out.

it was such a great experience these two days which no 12 c ian who attended will ferget.

hats off to everybody involved in it.

guys we rocked the floor there.

THE LONGEST RUN BY A TRAIN:- (IN TIME)

[5/99] The Himsagar Express (between Jammu Tawi and Kanyakumari, No. 6318) has the longest run in terms of total time (also in terms of distance, see below). It covers its route of 3751km in 74 hours and 55 minutes. In second place is the Trivandrum-Guwahati express which covers its route of 3576km in 74 hours and 45 minutes. However, during British rule there used to be a Mangalore-Peshawar train (the earlier incarnation of the Grand Trunk Exp.) which took about 104 hours (in 1930). This is longer than the Orient Express which took about 60 hours between Paris and Istanbul), but it of course pales into insignificance before the Trans-Siberian Express which takes about 170 hours (even today) between Moscow and Vladivostok.

A FEW FROLICKING FACTS ABOUT I.R. co.



SHORTEST STATION NAME :-

Ib, near Jharsuguda on the Howrah-Nagpur main line (South Eastern Railway).

Some station names with three letters are Ait (between Jhansi and Kanpur),
Ara (between Mughalsarai and Patna), Bir (between Khandwa and Itarsi), Mau (between Varanasi and
Gorakhpur), Ata, Kem, Pen, etc. -- there are many others.

Note: "Bad" is a misspelling of "Baad" in the CR timetables.


LONGEST STATION NAME :-

"VENKATANARASIMHARAJUVARIAPETA" (Halt). This is sometimes spelled with 'Sri' prefixed, making it even longer by 3 letters. on the Arakkonam-Renigunta section of the Southern Railway , the first station after Renigunta towards Arakkonam (just within the AP border). Station code VKZ. It is in the Chennai division of SR and not in the Guntakal division of SCR.

HEY GUYS AND GALS, guess wat the trailer for the next bond movie,

ie-CASINO ROYALE is out

you can enjoy it at http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/casinoroyale/

hi people,

hope you enjoyed my previous postings, feel free to comment about it!

Last time i was telling you people about the blue mountain.

This time i am moving into the bridges in India.

Indian Railways has thousnads of bridges running in its network.
There are bridges on all prominent rivers like GANGA,BRAHMAPUTRA,GODAVARI etc. etc.

The longest bridge in india is on the river GODAVARI with a distance of about 5 kilometers.

The Nehru Setu bridge near Dehri on the river Sone (3.065km, 93 spans, each 30.5m).

The bridge over the Ganga near Patna (~2km).

The Narnarayan Setu bridge over the Brahmaputra at Jogighopa linking it to Pancharatna (in Assam) has 18 spans, each about 120m, with 2 spans of 30.5m, for a total length of 2.3km.

THE TALLEST BRIDGE:-
The bridge on the Panval river (Konkan Railway, Ratnagiri district). The 420m-long bridge was the first one built in India using the incremental launching technique and is 64m tall.

cath you later,
hope you enjoyed reading it.

Hey guys hope you people enjoyed my previous postings.

As my previous posts tells that i would like to serve the country, and the best i would like to fullfil that is by joining the railways in a big post after qualifiend for IAS.


Basically our country has got one of the biggest systems and the largest network in the world. COOL NA :-).

Hope you guys have heard of the ICF-Integral Coach Factory.It's one of the largest rolling stock manufacturing industry in the world.
It exports rolling stock to various places in the world, pakistan,sri lanka,bangladesh somalia, uganda etc.

Apart from that they also alter engines thats why we find an meter gaue engine running in the narroe gauge lines of the nilagiri railway.From CONNOR to OOTY.

one more intresting fact about these steam engines which pull the trains are that thay are oil fired, meaning that no more use of coal. this alteration was done by the students of REC,TRICHY.

I was soooooooooo lucky to travel by the last coal operated train.it was a great privilege, and now the nilagiri railway has got WORLD HERITAGE STATUS.

The nilagiri railway trains are known as the blue mountain railways, which got its name from the blue moutains, of course.

but those of you who are all thinking that it is the only kind of railway system in the world you are WRONG!.

there are two more railway network which have the common name "THE BLUE MOUNTAIN". one is in south africa and the other one is in sydney ,australia.


ok guys , hope you people liked this one.
unttil my next one.
c ya

Ok. guys. hope u enjoyed my previous post ,

From hyderabad i had gone SHIRDI as you all where the body of SAI BABA is laid to R.I.P. It was nice place to be in,but it was crowded. EVen though i'm atheist this place appealed to me. it was good, but very crowded.


you cant reach shirdi by train directly, you need to take a train from secunderabad to manmad or get down at nagarsol from there 70 and 40 kms. respectively.

while travelling in that line u can see amazing mountains and dry land. you pass through aurangabad while travelling to manmad so ,one can halt there and check aurangabad too.


thats it about my trip ,will rerturn with more

Hey guys and girls who are eagerly reading this, let me share with you this intresting summer trip of mine i had.

On the 13 th of april i left for hyderabad with my uncle,actually it's as good as going alone(hope you guys get the point).i was onboard the hyderabad-chennai express, its was cool actually travelling in that train , a very presitigious one and one of the oldest. I only thing which i was intrested in seeing there was IMAX. trust me people this city is just SHIT, i mean literally it's JUST SHIT. man the people there have heck a lot of head weight. a guy who would be my dad's age fought with me just because i slightly you now what THOUCHED HIM, it was like i turned around to see the place and he was in front of me in ticket counter like my shoulder touched he started fighting. man these people need to be thought a lesson man imagine that guy to be standing in the queue in Devi or Sathyam theatres and he created a fuss like that , man, i would enjoy to see what happens.

To tell you more about this dum-ass city it has a lake in it's heart called HUSSAIN SAGAR, DON'T YOU EVER GO BY THAT LAKE , I AM WARNING YOU , YOU'LL DIE OF STENCH, IT'S WORSE THAN COOUM, (LONG LIVE COOUM!) and to add on top of that IT'S 7 RIVER LIKE TRIBUTARIES FULL OF GARBAGE JOINS TO IT (TRUST ME PEOPLE WE ONLY HAVE ONE COOUM, BUT THAT CITY IS WORSE THAN COOUM).

One more point is that you'll find the suburban stations clean, but the truth is that nobody uses these stations that's point i found out , man it was bloodt hilarious when my relatives there told that their suburb stations are the cleanest in the country.
LIKE DUH, IT'S NATURALLLY GONNA BE CLEAN IF NOBOSY USES THEM.

They have a so called river called MUSI, which is a jungle. man beleive me. u'll find everything else other than water there.


ok, people i'll continue later.

Ok , here's more about me. I am tennager who has an ambition in life ,"SERVICE FOR NATION", which i can accomplish in many ways, by becoming a trooper in the army,navy or air force or by becoming a bureaucrat and entering into politics or becoming a civil administrative officer or by becoming a cop . I want to make my country a prosperous one without any economic or social problems and vices preveling currently.

i stay in chennai, the southern metro in india.sitting in this corner of my drawing room and doing this. basically ,you can infer that i am very jobless

hi people. basically, i am this jobless guy who has broadband,but doesnt know wat to do with it.so, i trip upon blogger and wish for blogging has begun. i am known as MANNAR VENKATA LAKSHMAN MANIKANTAN aka lakshman manikantan. god knows why i have that many initials. i am 17 years old and i go school! (thats great right?). i am quizzeer, indian railways and james bond buff,freak,geek,fan etc.